Guard Erstack:
Brrr! It's freezing out here! Nothing like a mug of Kofporch to thicken the blood on a day like this. What? You've never heard of Kofporch? Where've you been, kiddo? Were you born yesterday?
Kofporch is only brewed in a few areas in Schuttgart Territory. The best kinds are then hauled out and left to age in either the Den of Evil or the Crypts of Disgrace. Dangerous? Sure! But believe you me, no imitation even comes close!
"Tell me about the Den of Evil."
"Tell me about the Crypts of Disgrace."
"Who is the lord of the manor and what is the tax rate?"
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