Accursed Summoner Keats:
Well, it's obviously no good to me in my current state... Ribbit! Oh, excuse me! How embarrassing!
Ah, ha! You're trying to become an Arcana Lord, too, aren't you? Have you spoken with Sparky? I was following the same path, but due to my present condition, I've had to postpone my plans! Ribbit!
Please help me lift this curse! In return, I'll tell you how to become an Arcana Lord. I've got much more important things that I must deal with now. I must confess my love for Belinda, the lady who captured my heart, and propose to her as soon as possible, but first I must free myself from this blasted curse! Dammit!
I came to this hot springs area in search of Ice Crystals, a wonder drug that may lift the curse! Could you help me to find some? Help Chef Jeremy over there with his soy sauce and he'll tell you where to find ice crystals. Ribbit!