Dimensional Merchant:
Greetings, adventurer! I know I may look strange to you, but I have traveled through time and space, scouring the corners of reality, to bring you the finest wares in all the land.
My agents are collecting rarities, trinkets, and treasures the likes of which you have never seen. They have not yet returned, but as soon as they do, I will be open for business.
Visit me again...