Blacksmith Brunon:
What goes through your mind when you gaze upon the
silvery moon? Have you ever dreamed of visiting that cold and desolate place?
Just think of the strange and wonderful minerals there! Imagine the discoveries
you could make!
Many have tried to reach the moon but so far all have
failed. There was the catapult, a miserable failure. Someone got the idea to have
a golem hurl a vehicle there, also a tragedy. Many noble Dwarves have given
their lives in this endeavor.
So you wish to attempt this feat? To go where
no Dwarf has gone before? Good! I have a plan, my 18th actually, that I am sure
will get you safely there and back. We have thought of everything that could go
possibly go wrong! Bwa ha ha ha!
"I don't want to go to the
moon."