Event Manager Puss the Cat:
Player: Paper
Puss the Cat: Rock
You've done it again! Seven straight losses! I can't keep this up or something terrible will happen! Oh, well, the odds are against you. If you quit now, I'll give you three Scrolls: Enchant Armor (Grade A).
..... Or, if you win just one more time, I'll give you a Scroll: Enchant Weapon (Grade A). Do you want to try for that?
Quit.
Play again.